The Trump campaign got me today, count me in. A taco truck on every corner. I’ll vote for that.
I spend weeks at a time looking all over this damned country for a taco truck. Starbucks seems to be able to occupy every corner, but the taco places are always in weird corners and they move around like they’re running from something.
Trump’s already expressed his fondness for taco salads, or whatever that was, so if we have a president willing to call for a taco stand on every corner, I’m in.